so my grandparents just sent me the funniest forward I have ever received.....i gotta run to class but i promise i will give a more full update on my life at a later time..... until then....... Three Good Arguments Why Jesus Was A - - - -  My Cajun friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Cajun: 1 . He liked to serve fish to his friends. 2. He could make his own wine. 3. And he wasn't afraid of water. My Black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. My California friend also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But my women friends have the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus may have been woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead he had to get up because there was more work to do. | 
